UCSB Ducks lend a hand to Tulsa

I had a chance to interview the UCSB ducks this time (they were last featured here) about the upcoming controversy surrounding the recent mass genocide of blackbirds in Arkansas. Featured in the picture are the Guy duck and the Girl duck.

Guy duck: The problem with our society is that ducks are too lazy - they are too complacent and don't want to speak up. When was the last time you heard about ducks revolting eh?
Me: Being from California, an environment-friendly state, aren't you much better off than your cousins in the deep south?
Girl duck: More rights does not mean better rights. Look at Bahrain. Ducks had free healthcare there and they are still protesting.
Me: Hmmm...you do have a point....
Guy duck: The problem with you humans is that you think you are so clever...we have been in America way longer and we know better
Girl duck: Hmmph. You couldn't even catch that fish I wanted.
Guy duck: yaaaaaaawn. Boring.
Me: So do you think its right to be paranoid in this situation? What do ducks think about Obama?
Guy duck: Hope rulz man! We voted for him in '08. Still waiting for my bills to be cleaned off though.
Girl duck: Ducks gotta change with the times too. The internet is great - hella lot of nice quackers at dukkit you know...but you know what, I think the mallard is a perpetrator too....
Me: What do you mean?
Girl duck: He is one of those guys who stays in the news by dropping bombshells all the time...do you think the CIA cares enough about birds to go around killing them? We ducks ain't that stupid!
Me: That was pretty insightful. Do you have a final word to say to the world?
Guy and Girl duck, together: Ducks of all lands, unite! QUACK!

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