A** Like That

Ass Lickers. Boot lickers. Sycophants. Everyone knows who they are right? You see them everywhere- in your classroom, your college, your school, the workplace, the restaurant, your friends- if you have never seen a suck-up your life is good. Or you are probably one of them yourself. Why is the whole world obsessed with sucking up to the authority? Whatever happened to Hard Rock's motto- "Stick it to the man"? Why you do you have to sweet talk someone to get some work done when its your birthright?

I'm sick of this world. Every turn I take I see someone flattering someone or the other. For some people it appears to be a natural trait of which the majority are jealous! Whatever happened to good old merit? Don't people no longer get what they deserve?

Why shouldn't I do it myself, you might ask. Pataofying someone. I can't. I just can't. I hate the very idea of witnessing it, how can I do it. Is there anyone else in the world like me? Aaargh, I hate people.